I can’t wait for my future husband to win the World Cup so I can go down on the pitch and make out with him in front of everyone


“you can’t wear that!!!! people will get the wrong impression!!!”

the impression that i am a hot babe with an ass that just won’t quit???? honey that ain’t wrong that’s just fact


Told this girl to text me when she got home… I think she homeless

"I’ve learned that no matter what happens, or how bad it seems today, life does go on, and it will be better tomorrow."
-Maya Angelou (via olvidare)

(Source: onlinecounsellingcollege)

"Your feelings are valid simply because you feel them."
-something lovely my therapist said (via jeanprouvair)

(Source: noshameinoursickness)


"Cause you never think that the last time is the last time. You think there will be more. You think you have forever, but you don’t."
-Meredith Grey, Grey’s Anatomy (via morelovexlesshate)


"Sarcasmo: la forma más baja de humor pero la más alta expresión de ingenio"
-Oscar Wilde  (via cryztale)

(Source: elcielosobremi)